5' 10"
Please Learn from this Female
Please......I beg you PLEASE dont be this female.
So, I holla'd at this scunt on Tagged, and she turned out to be younger than originally advertised....smh....(You younglings need to stop lying about your age)......but I was thinking Id let bygones be bygones and see whats up. Well, said scuntina starts hawking me, and I get this vibe that she's treating me like a bf....in the course of 3 hours.......her....Youll read the rest:
Then the next morning....smh....
....Yeah.....I hope that those of you whom read my blogs take heed of the life lessons I provide.....I dont want any of you to end up on Nobi's $hit List......but for the rest of you, please do what it takes to end up on Nobi's $hit List.....I love the ammunition.
So, I holla'd at this scunt on Tagged, and she turned out to be younger than originally advertised....smh....(You younglings need to stop lying about your age)......but I was thinking Id let bygones be bygones and see whats up. Well, said scuntina starts hawking me, and I get this vibe that she's treating me like a bf....in the course of 3 hours.......her....Youll read the rest:
Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/26/10 1:52 AM
Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/26/10 2:05 AM
Me: whats poppin? 6:24 PM
Meeshell: Nothing. Why you never answer my calls? 7:17 PM
Me: holidays. been pretty busy 9:57 PM
Me: ill call you tonight 9:57 PM
Meeshell: Oh oj 10:24 PM
Then the next morning....smh....
Meeshell: Well. C you didnt call me. 10:24 AM
Me: Ayo 9:07 PM
Meeshell: What? 9:08 PM
Me: Hey. I was at work 9:08 PM
Meeshell: Sure. Okay... So why dis you liw in the first place 9:12 PM
Me: What? That doesn't make sense 9:13 PM
Meeshell: It said so why did you lie in the first place. 9:18 PM
Me: What did I lie about? And why would you believe id have a reason to? 9:18 PM
Meeshell: Man fuck it.. You claim you grown but yet you playin lil boy gamws... Right now i aint got time for dis bull 9:20 PM
Me: I claim? Bitch, I don't know you? We had 1 conversation. How are you going to even begin quoting shit I've said? I have said shit, but, "ill call you tonight". And yes, it didn't happen because I have grown responsibilies. I don't even know why I'm explaning myself to you, cause you don't even know me. Lol 9:24 PM
Meeshell: Really? Oj 9:25 PM
Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/27/10 9:25 PM
Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/27/10 9:29 PM
....Yeah.....I hope that those of you whom read my blogs take heed of the life lessons I provide.....I dont want any of you to end up on Nobi's $hit List......but for the rest of you, please do what it takes to end up on Nobi's $hit List.....I love the ammunition.
Today's shit is brought to you in part by: Boredom
Today's shit is dedicated to Jamila Tindell of Berkeley Hights, New Jersey(click me). She thought it would be cool to add me on facebook ONLY because we are both Virgos, and my birthday is a day before her's. Welp.......there are some things that i believe you just shouldn't tell people.....now if we became friends and she told me way down the line, this might be a funny story....but to start off with a random friend request, then a conversation like this (keep in mind, I sent my message BEFORE facebook told me I had a message waiting):
Nobi Joyisa December 5 at 8:06pm
Hey. Whats goodie?
Jamila Tindell December 5 at 7:50pm Report
I only want you to be my friend cause you bd is a day b4 mnines virgo rule
Nobi Joyisa December 5 at 8:08pm
That we do......how thoughtful....
Jamila Tindell December 5 at 8:12pm Report
I see you know my lil cousin
just seems a lil......like....fuckery.
....smh..... 'Fisa.....whats up with your friends, ma?
First impressions, much?
About the tattoo shit....(ESP POLO)
1st off, why the fuck would a black person buy polo, let alone get this shit tattooed on them.......ESPECIALLY on their faces....what the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers today? You people keep setting us back in these white peoples eyes. I know, I know...."Arent you the one who says, '48 are the shit?' And dont one of the laws say, 'Law 34: Be royal in your fashion: act like a king to be treated like one?'"
Yes. Very true. But pay attention: Law 5 So much depends on reputation. Guard it with your life. Law 20: Do not commit to anyone. Law 26: Keep your hands clean. Law 38: Think as you like but behave like others. Law 48: Assume formlessness.
And that goes for the rest of you dumb fucks putting other people's labels and trademarks on your fucking faces......wtf?
...not too upset about the bitches ass cheek, though....smh...Im such a fucking guy....
IDC
People don't care. Not really. Not about your life, your feelings, or any of the bullshit you go through. All people are about is themselves.
They pretend to be your friend only when it's advantageous for themselves.
There's no such thing as selflessness anymore. There are no more genuinely good people left in the world. And that just sucks.
........Annnnddd people just KEEP PROVING to me how selfish they really are! I'm learning very quickly that the people who I used to believe cared about me the most really don't give a fuck. They just want to keep me around so that they can easily take advantage of my kind heart.
Since people like me are so scarce.
SMH.
It's a real shame that you can trust no one in this life....
My solution:
I'm becoming numb.
Slowly but surely, I'm losing feeling about everything and everyone. I'm losing my faith in humanity.
And hopefully, once its gone, I'll be safe from people and their manipulative bullshit.
Hopefully.
Seriously?
So, before you think its about her hair.......its not....its about the addition of a letter in her name.....smh....its no longer "Amerie"...its "Ameriie". I really dont have anything to say about that....except....
"..."Fucking moronic.....cant wait for the next album, though....
BTW Willow Smith is a beast.
Breezy has arrived!!!! I feel so honored to have received the invitation to co-blog on Nobi's $hit List!!! So, for all you avid readers...... STAY TUNED. Boy do we have a show for you!!!
...So....
So, Im gunna make a few changes....Im gunna add some pages. Im on a steady path to invite more contributors to my blog, because I have like minded people in my circle, but they think differently enough that we can get perspective. Every author will have their own page where (*hopefully*) you can tune into them more directly, incase the plethora of shit isnt too much your cup of tea. And it seems as though, everyone has their own blog(s), so maybe (if they dont care) I can have a mirror here, or at the very least a link to all their other public works. Shit will be changed and added when its changed and added. Dont ask.
What THE FUCK?!?!?
Im sorry......I gotta do this again, cause I cant format the title......WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Has anyone else seen or heard about this shit? Word? I gotta admit....I laughed at the fucking idea of seeing how this lil mofo had a condom in his mouth (I dont care....if you say witnessing this shit isnt fucking hilarious, there is something wrong with YOU), but this kids life if fucked wrecked because some scunt in a hotel didnt wanna do their goddamn job. I actually feel bad for this kid....yeah....ME.....I actually feel sorry for this kid. He (not his lax ass grandmother) needs to get paid.....He should own that damn building when all this shit is said and done. Here is the story....Video follow......Hope it wasnt a mexican that fucked up.....why? #1 Vicky is racist as shit (dont ask....inside 'joke'), #2 the gov't is racist as shit.
CbsAltanta.com is reporting that a 4-year-old child may now have a sexually transmitted disease because of a used condom he found in an Atlanta hotel room.
On Wednesday the family told CBS Atlanta they are anxiously waiting for blood test results. Carmen Jones said she is hurting inside not knowing what sexually transmitted diseases her grandson may now have.
“The doctors at Scottish Rite said, if it was some sort of herpes it would last seven to 10 days, and sure enough about 10 days he started getting better, but then the blisters reappeared,” said Jones. Jones said she, her grandson and other family members stayed at the Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta on July 31.
When they got up the next morning, her grandson found a used condom in their bed. “I ran out the bathroom and my grandson had a condom in his mouth. His tongue was in the condom and he was trying to blow it up. I immediately took it out of his mouth and he thought it was a balloon, that he was blowing up a balloon,” said Jones
. Jones said she became even more worried when she saw what was inside the condom. “It still had, what appeared to be semen in the condom. I want to take the condom and have it tested,” said Jones.
But Jones said the manager at the Wyndham Hotel would not let her take the condom. Jones said after 24 hours, her grandson started throwing up, he developed a fever and started showing signs of a possible STD.
“Little white blisters all on the top of his mouth, on his tongue, inside the mouth, inside the lip the bottom lip, it was all over,” said Jones. CBS Atlanta went to the Wyndham Hotel with our tough question only to find out the Wyndham no longer owns the building at the corner of Piedmont and Andrew Young International Boulevard.
What did I just say?
(Feel Free To Click The Image In Case You Dont Know)
Word? First it was this (click me), then it was this (click me). Now its this Fuckery. Nope....I wont be the President....ever.....
S/N This article doesnt go into this VERY important detail, but it should be noted that she chose to do this to start off her acting career...cause, as she put it, it would be a good jump start. This is why it was Shit List worthy.
BTW MediaTakeOut Hates black people (in my Kanye voice)
Word?
Where they do that at? So this is whats gangsta now? Vandalizing a niggas Wikipedia page. Thats whats really good in the hood? Word? Now, Im not a fan if Gucci Mane, at all, but I somehow ended up on his Wiki, and saw this. (Click Me) Pay attention to whats in red writing.
...I encourage suicide for fun....figuratively (....and literally....)
This is what I do. I shit on nigga....(pause)....this is from my BFF's Facebook wall(click me)....enjoy
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent jus had a thought: even tho we not on best terms right now and im probly gon be upset until you make me better, i still love you to death and would die for you if given the chance... what does this mean? Do i love you that much? i mean of course im just a sacrifice-myself-to-save-the-world kinda guy, but for you it's.... different. Idk i guess im jus crazy, but love'll do that to you. (as if i werent already so far gone BEFORE we met) i still cant imagine being so happy with someone else (is it even possible?) anyway jus thought you should know these things. Period.
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent still angry tho....(M.)
Nobi Joyisa what a coinkie dink....i was just wondering what i was gunna do with the rest of this arsenic...smh...
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent can i have it? imean if you not gonna use it ykno. i could use some potassium nitrate as well.
Nobi Joyisa dude....potassium nitrate is like....smh.....seriously? are you trying to preserve something? make a smoke bomb?......you need a chemistry set...
Nobi Joyisa ....now potassium nitrite......thats what you want...
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent its an oxidizer, very useful in many applications tho. not just explosives.
Nobi Joyisa i know uses of potassium nitrate....i just told you. and smoke bombs arent explosives
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent admittedly most do deal with pyrotechnics though...
Nobi Joyisa youre embarrassing yourself.
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent and i beg to differ. they are a subcategory of explosives called combustibles or ignitables. jus because their thermoactive field is low and almost harmlus as antipersonnel devices does not render them less than explosives. just like magnesium based flashbangs. they're nonlethal as well but also defined as an explosive device.
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent excuse the errors above, I was rushing.
Nobi Joyisa yes. flash bangs are considered explosive device, because....wait for it....they explode. yay!! where as the reason the subcat exists for things like smoke bombs is because they do not explode. they ignite, which is to the ability to burn. you just explained it to yourself, numbnuts. not explosives. you are really embarrassing yourself. might you start your next researchable in the dictionary....so that when you say things, you actually know what they mean
Nobi Joyisa cant stand when people throw words around because they look nice, but hold no water.....you are really embarrassing yourself
Nobi Joyisa even federal law appreciates the difference between ignition and explosion. smoke bombs arent illegal to manufacture in the home because they arent explosives. where pipebombs are, because they fucking explode...smh....
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent Well something im not particularly fond of is a nigga unwilling, or unable, to have intelligent conversation. Someone like you who would rather criticize rather than inform or correct. So excuse me for being incorrect ONCE, because niggas like you are just so damned perfect. This is why humanity can't advance as a species now, because certain people would rather demean an degrade others rather then help them to be better. Too many people are comfortable with making the decision to just point out whats wrong rather than take action and make it right. I am man enough to admit I am wrong when i see it, and even more so to where I can help a fellow up rather than tear him down. A quality too many people now live without. It is nigh impossible to distinguish a problem from a solution when you are too blinded by your own ego and what you can do to elevate yourself (and that includes taking down others). So rather than tear you down as some would, I invite you to converse with me, and be as a man would. So that we man LEARN from each other and become better people. As opposed to us taking turns informing each other as to how ignorant and stupid we can be. Other than that, I really hope that natural selection weeds all of you out soon, because I personally do not want my family or my children to have to deal with people like you. Even the wisest of men can embarrass himself, but only a Fool embarrasses his people. Dumbass.
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent At this point I take my leave. Good day to you sir.
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent Love you brittney.
Nobi Joyisa HA!! You really dont get it.
1. You just said that to a nigga who was, in round about way, telling you to kill yourself.
2. I wasnt being critical in place of being informative and corrective. I was doing it in addition to it.
3. You probably just wrote the most critical bit in this conversation with your diatribe. smh...atleast have the grace to do it with subtlety. Its your ego thats the issue. If you really felt like humanity blah blah blah, then you prolly would have done the grown up thing, and just left it alone. But, you chose to embarrass yourself again.
Vintage red herring & ad hominem abusive.....smh.....
All i was saying, anyway, was: you could take the potassium nitrate and get a stomachache and severe dehydration, or you could do yourself a favor and take the potassium nitrite and kill yourself.--Joyisa
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent Well i apologize for not stooping all the way down to that level. I do not mean to embarrass myself but alas i am imperfect. I pray that i can grow with time. I wish you long life and prosperity my young brother, As I hope you do for me.
Nobi Joyisa nigga get off that pedestal. you see what you typed. you did, in fact, stoop down.....quit embarrassing yourself dog. every time you type you just re-etch this shit into stone....smh....
Koy Shugotenshi-Ookami Laurent As do you, but I am finished. You wont pull me down anymore. God Bless You. (FYI- I am of Canis-Lupus descent, particularly a Wolf, not just a dog.)
Nobi Joyisa God youre lame.
....Goddamn it....smh.....
(Click the picture [or here] for the story, incase youre as late as I am)
WHAT DID I JUST SAY? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?.......you dont know huh? Well, this is what I just said(click here) And then this nigga has to get added to the list of motherfuckers who's making us take steps back. I mean, I get it. People are calling into the question your sexuality, and you need to do shit to....."prove"......?......them wrong. But really? Dont get me wrong though, if she wasnt a young jawn, it wouldnt be (completely) worth shitting on. But come on. Checks and balances, much?
And before you get on me, Im not saying that its Treys fault. There are enough people out there to do that....(the law....the DA.....her parents).....I do understand, but damn nigga.....steps are being taken back regardless. There are other ways.
-PLUS-
All in all......that bitch is a complete fucking stranger dog....you didnt even have enough time to check for herpes scars....smh....
ask the young lady or young man whomever to define thirsty and then if they cant define it to take a glimpse in the mirror that usually works one has to be dehydrated to be thirsty and i am far from it!
....no...you do it. Im way more interested in what questions people will ask me....seeing as how this is MY goddamn Formspring....smh....didnt know there was a such thing as a Formspring beef....HA!!
Why can't the person on your couch spell asshole?
Prolly the same reason that the stalker person cant spell "aura" or why I cant spell "unessasarily."...smh....
Why do you enjoy such unfunny comedy?
Thats a fucking oxymoron....smh....the question is why dont you enjoy what I enjoy.....
You DO know your dick isnt an average size. Right? Whoever told you it was....they LIED TO YOU.
....well, by your logic, no has ever lied to me....ever.....(^_^).....funny thing is, Im not even embellishing for a comeback.......smh......who goes around calling people average?.....awaiting unconventionality.....Hate on(...or not....cant really tell if that was supposed to be insulting or complimenting)--Joyisa!!!
But why be an asswhole....why not just be nice sometimes?
Lemme try to keep this under a billion characters long.
Depends mostly on how you define "asshole," doesnt it? I honestly feel that if you think of me, truly--in your heart of hearts--as an asshole, then one or more of these apply:
1) youre making a pretty hasty and superficial judgement call
2) I dont like you
3) youre shallow
4) you have very thin skin
5) you either lack a sense of humor, or yours differs from mine greatly
6) I dont like you
7) I dont fucking like you
8) you have a very loose lexical definition of "asshole"
9) youre on the bandwagon
10) I really dont fucking like you
That being said, Im kind and caring to fault. Alesia can testify (even though she'd hate to admit it). Im definitely brash at times, if not all the time.....I can be pretty bull headed, and I try to make sure my arrogance is peppered meaningfully, not superfluous. But I work with organised chaos in mind. I dont care about most of the shit you guys care about, and....I care more about shit you dont care about.....I have a different set of guidelines that lead me. Most people in general will have something negative to say about ANYTHING different or anything they dont have a complete understanding. Its just a general act of dismissive behavior. Think about it: Just because you share a few common traits with something doesnt make you that thing, does it?
I dont adhere to this guise of kindness and caring that most of you subscribe to, esp in the south. For what? Not my culture. Not my cup of tea. I piss people off in the family because I tell people I dont like someone Im related to.....because the consensus is that you are to like and respect someone because they are related to you, because of how they are related to you, and/or because of some other shit I think is bullocks. Piss off.
......that and I have a reputation to uphold. I may or may not have deserved the title, but I have embraced it because the good outweighs the bad. It deters much of the bullshit, and people who would otherwise be hurt later rather than sooner, and garners me the attention I need to make what I need happen, happen. Master Plan, ya dig?
Besides, Andy Dick is an asshole.
Joyisa