Nobi's $h!t List: Females

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Please Learn from this Female

Please......I beg you PLEASE dont be this female.

So, I holla'd at this scunt on Tagged, and she turned out to be younger than originally advertised....smh....(You younglings need to stop lying about your age)......but I was thinking Id let bygones be bygones and see whats up. Well, said scuntina starts hawking me, and I get this vibe that she's treating me like a bf....in the course of 3 hours.......her....Youll read the rest:

Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/26/10 1:52 AM

Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/26/10 2:05 AM

Me: whats poppin? 6:24 PM

Meeshell: Nothing. Why you never answer my calls? 7:17 PM

Me: holidays. been pretty busy 9:57 PM

Me: ill call you tonight 9:57 PM

Meeshell: Oh oj 10:24 PM

Then the next morning....smh....

Meeshell: Well. C you didnt call me. 10:24 AM

Me: Ayo 9:07 PM

Meeshell: What? 9:08 PM

Me: Hey. I was at work 9:08 PM

Meeshell: Sure. Okay... So why dis you liw in the first place 9:12 PM

Me: What? That doesn't make sense 9:13 PM

Meeshell: It said so why did you lie in the first place. 9:18 PM

Me: What did I lie about? And why would you believe id have a reason to? 9:18 PM

Meeshell: Man fuck it.. You claim you grown but yet you playin lil boy gamws... Right now i aint got time for dis bull 9:20 PM

Me: I claim? Bitch, I don't know you? We had 1 conversation. How are you going to even begin quoting shit I've said? I have said shit, but, "ill call you tonight". And yes, it didn't happen because I have grown responsibilies. I don't even know why I'm explaning myself to you, cause you don't even know me. Lol 9:24 PM

Meeshell: Really? Oj 9:25 PM

Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/27/10 9:25 PM

Meeshell (7X0) 3X4-9XX6 - mobile
12/27/10 9:29 PM

....Yeah.....I hope that those of you whom read my blogs take heed of the life lessons I provide.....I dont want any of you to end up on Nobi's $hit List......but for the rest of you, please do what it takes to end up on Nobi's $hit List.....I love the ammunition.

Today's shit is brought to you in part by: Boredom

Today's shit is dedicated to Jamila Tindell of Berkeley Hights, New Jersey(click me). She thought it would be cool to add me on facebook ONLY because we are both Virgos, and my birthday is a day before her's. Welp.......there are some things that i believe you just shouldn't tell people.....now if we became friends and she told me way down the line, this might be a funny story....but to start off with a random friend request, then a conversation like this (keep in mind, I sent my message BEFORE facebook told me I had a message waiting):

Nobi Joyisa December 5 at 8:06pm
Hey. Whats goodie?

Jamila Tindell December 5 at 7:50pm Report
I only want you to be my friend cause you bd is a day b4 mnines virgo rule

Nobi Joyisa December 5 at 8:08pm
That we do......how thoughtful....

Jamila Tindell December 5 at 8:12pm Report
I see you know my lil cousin

just seems a lil......like....fuckery.

....smh..... 'Fisa.....whats up with your friends, ma?

First impressions, much?

Seriously?

So, before you think its about her hair.......its not....its about the addition of a letter in her name.....smh....its no longer "Amerie"...its "Ameriie". I really dont have anything to say about that....except....

"..."

Fucking moronic.....cant wait for the next album, though....

BTW Willow Smith is a beast.

What did I just say?

(Feel Free To Click The Image In Case You Dont Know)

Word? First it was this (click me), then it was this (click me). Now its this Fuckery. Nope....I wont be the President....ever.....

S/N This article doesnt go into this VERY important detail, but it should be noted that she chose to do this to start off her acting career...cause, as she put it, it would be a good jump start. This is why it was Shit List worthy.

BTW MediaTakeOut Hates black people (in my Kanye voice)

....In other news....

THIS (click me) is basically how I feel all the time....(lately)....smh....

....slang is cool.....but lets keep it as english....

I really cant stand it when mofo's replace "t's" with "d's" (i.e. "dhe/dha" or "dhat").

Are we serious ladies(and really gay niggas)? This shit is not cool.....not cute....its visually disturbing.....its as bad when mofo's use doubt letters and alternating caps. I Ccant stAaNd to sEe dHis shit......fags......ooooo or when bitches use "sz" combination where "s's" should be, like "kiszesz" or anything like it. Come on.....youre like 20.....stop being 9 just cause youre on the internet.

....because I blog my facebook status' now....(C2CSM)

Before you see that....from now on, when Im linking my post to another website, you see the title followed by C2CSM(click to see source material)....you may want to click the title to see where it takes you.

Some scunt starting an argument with me about comment I made. I said, "Sorry, dear. Can we start over?" She said, "....sure..." I said "Hi Im Nobi." and while she was saying what I presume was "Hey, Im Sha....." I Interrupted with "FUCK YOU!!" and hung up.....and promptly blocked the number. Thats Nobi in a nutshell. Image change, in progress......Law 25...Strategies 23 & 24 (yeah...Im on strategies now)...Joyisa!!

Females.....stupid....esp young ones

I cant stand a DUMB female....its not all of you....but it is alot of you...

....wtf?......

Am I clingy? Cause if I am, I hope I don't progress into:

People so clingy they associate a day without hearing from you with being ditched.

Sigh......Shanae Barnette, you're being a bitch, and you need to fucking chill. I have no interest in fucking you (as I've told you before), but you have the nerve to tell me that I only want to talk to you when its beneficial to me. I'm curious as to what you fucking have to offer that benefits me.......period. Cause I haven't seen shit in you that couldn't get elsewhere....within 5 mins.....you're not breaking bread....we aren't fucking....your lips, hands and vag stay to themselves. So how have you really been anything more than space being taken up? Not even fucking space. I never see you......never.....you're virtual space.......and that's not even worth a damn until we reach star wars technology........or until video chat is the standard.....among the hearing.......fuckin piss off

Ooooooo....rude females

Rude females ages 18-26

Omg. My cousin was driving in the rain, and saw a female walking. Broad daylight, stops by her and asks if she wants an umbrella. She just didn't even acknowledge that he existed. Wtf? Atleast say no. Anytime I say hello to a female and she's rude, I laugh.....cause I immediately pity the bitch. If she goes along making snap judgements, or being rude to passersby, she must be surrounded by assholes. And I don't want her in my company.

Sometimes I say hi, just because I see a pretty face. Not cause I wanna holla. Most of the time, I'm not even worried about your fucking number. I really do a lot of testing. I like to see that beautiful people have beautiful souls, but these bitches are overrunning the woman in 2009.

Bitches.

Man, you can tell a stuck up bitch her hair's on fire, but she'll burn to death before she acknowledges you.....prolly cause you aren't peacocking.......sad.

Almost forgot about these assholes

Women (whom you're interested in) who honestly and sincerely ask straight men shit like, "why are good niggas hard to find?"

Seriously?.......Seriously?......f'shizzle? Why would I know? I don't go out loo......I'm not interested. Niggas don't hold my attention. Iono. I could possible be the worst person to whom that question should be asked. Hasn't Chris Rock, Katt Williams, Bob Saget.....fuck it, every comedian covered this topic? Just look for that shit.

And even worse when you're interested, and HAVE SHOWN/EXPRESSED INTEREST. What kind of insensitive shit is that? You know what? That's why. Because you do dumb shit like ask niggas who like you why you can't find a good one. That's got to be some of the most insulting shit to say in that situation, ya' asshole.

You're the reason you can't find a nigga. Get out of your own way.

Piss off

P.s. Fyi, this did NOT happen to me recently. Just remembering shit that I can't stomach.

You know what pisses me off?

Females who know that they are gunna suck your dick, but act like they won't.

1st on the shit list are these females who front. No guy thinks its cute to 'convince' a chick to do shit she already knows she'll do. Its fucking retarded. Every guy can relate this process: "touch it.....jack it.....spit on it....lick/kiss it....suck it." I mean, really? Don't get me wrong.....some females don't have idea of doing it, and are genuinely convinced. But to 'convince' someone who knows they have plans to do it is insulting. But we all do it.....why? Cause if we don't show enough interest, we won't get it.

I promise to list everyone who does that shit until the shit stops......bg's are over.....

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