.....shittin on random shit.....
Just left the club
And once again......I had to look at niggas saggin' for no reason, with belts around their knees.....but I also had to look perplexed at these dumbasses in gouchos.
Seriously.......those and skinny jeans........just look retarded..........and FUCKIN MOHAWKS ........this whole male fashion revolution shit just missed me.....Im a goodie and sweats type of dude.....always have been......Its just never been cool for me to wear........or see niggas.......in women's clothing......Dont get me wrong......I understand that most shit is subjective.....Gouchos started off as golfing attire for men.....but we are of a generation and culture that not only frowns about it, but also grew up where this is a woman's attire.......this movement is gunna have niggas back on that androgynous/Artist formally known as shit before its over......
expecting the best laugh
Seriously.......those and skinny jeans........just look retarded..........and FUCKIN MOHAWKS ........this whole male fashion revolution shit just missed me.....Im a goodie and sweats type of dude.....always have been......Its just never been cool for me to wear........or see niggas.......in women's clothing......Dont get me wrong......I understand that most shit is subjective.....Gouchos started off as golfing attire for men.....but we are of a generation and culture that not only frowns about it, but also grew up where this is a woman's attire.......this movement is gunna have niggas back on that androgynous/Artist formally known as shit before its over......
expecting the best laugh
....wtf?......
Am I clingy? Cause if I am, I hope I don't progress into:
People so clingy they associate a day without hearing from you with being ditched.
Sigh......Shanae Barnette, you're being a bitch, and you need to fucking chill. I have no interest in fucking you (as I've told you before), but you have the nerve to tell me that I only want to talk to you when its beneficial to me. I'm curious as to what you fucking have to offer that benefits me.......period. Cause I haven't seen shit in you that couldn't get elsewhere....within 5 mins.....you're not breaking bread....we aren't fucking....your lips, hands and vag stay to themselves. So how have you really been anything more than space being taken up? Not even fucking space. I never see you......never.....you're virtual space.......and that's not even worth a damn until we reach star wars technology........or until video chat is the standard.....among the hearing.......fuckin piss off
People so clingy they associate a day without hearing from you with being ditched.
Sigh......Shanae Barnette, you're being a bitch, and you need to fucking chill. I have no interest in fucking you (as I've told you before), but you have the nerve to tell me that I only want to talk to you when its beneficial to me. I'm curious as to what you fucking have to offer that benefits me.......period. Cause I haven't seen shit in you that couldn't get elsewhere....within 5 mins.....you're not breaking bread....we aren't fucking....your lips, hands and vag stay to themselves. So how have you really been anything more than space being taken up? Not even fucking space. I never see you......never.....you're virtual space.......and that's not even worth a damn until we reach star wars technology........or until video chat is the standard.....among the hearing.......fuckin piss off
....sigh....
Ever point at someone, and get this little gem:
Everytime you point at someone, you have 3 more fingers pointing back at you?
Omg.....the only thing that pisses me off more in that situation are the assholes who, in response:
Point all their fingers at the dipshit that said that dumb shit in the first place.
What type of shit is that? I mean, 3 fingers pointing back at you is inherently part of the pointing process. I mean....fuck!! Ok....its cool.....its not......its just fucking annoying. Even logically, it boggles the mind, because those aren't the fingers any able bodied person uses to point.......unless you're Jamaican.....lol.....or Eminem......or whatever.
And is that really the most original.....funniest......best response? Wtf? I can't say anything about that......except...... fuck the phrase Cool beans.
Everytime you point at someone, you have 3 more fingers pointing back at you?
Omg.....the only thing that pisses me off more in that situation are the assholes who, in response:
Point all their fingers at the dipshit that said that dumb shit in the first place.
What type of shit is that? I mean, 3 fingers pointing back at you is inherently part of the pointing process. I mean....fuck!! Ok....its cool.....its not......its just fucking annoying. Even logically, it boggles the mind, because those aren't the fingers any able bodied person uses to point.......unless you're Jamaican.....lol.....or Eminem......or whatever.
And is that really the most original.....funniest......best response? Wtf? I can't say anything about that......except...... fuck the phrase Cool beans.
Ooooooo....rude females
Rude females ages 18-26
Omg. My cousin was driving in the rain, and saw a female walking. Broad daylight, stops by her and asks if she wants an umbrella. She just didn't even acknowledge that he existed. Wtf? Atleast say no. Anytime I say hello to a female and she's rude, I laugh.....cause I immediately pity the bitch. If she goes along making snap judgements, or being rude to passersby, she must be surrounded by assholes. And I don't want her in my company.
Sometimes I say hi, just because I see a pretty face. Not cause I wanna holla. Most of the time, I'm not even worried about your fucking number. I really do a lot of testing. I like to see that beautiful people have beautiful souls, but these bitches are overrunning the woman in 2009.
Bitches.
Man, you can tell a stuck up bitch her hair's on fire, but she'll burn to death before she acknowledges you.....prolly cause you aren't peacocking.......sad.
Omg. My cousin was driving in the rain, and saw a female walking. Broad daylight, stops by her and asks if she wants an umbrella. She just didn't even acknowledge that he existed. Wtf? Atleast say no. Anytime I say hello to a female and she's rude, I laugh.....cause I immediately pity the bitch. If she goes along making snap judgements, or being rude to passersby, she must be surrounded by assholes. And I don't want her in my company.
Sometimes I say hi, just because I see a pretty face. Not cause I wanna holla. Most of the time, I'm not even worried about your fucking number. I really do a lot of testing. I like to see that beautiful people have beautiful souls, but these bitches are overrunning the woman in 2009.
Bitches.
Man, you can tell a stuck up bitch her hair's on fire, but she'll burn to death before she acknowledges you.....prolly cause you aren't peacocking.......sad.
Fucking rap music
Hip hop.....and the artists who practice it
I fucking hate the lyric-less mofos that have deals. I've never really wanted a deal, but shit is so bad, that I want one now....just to upstage these mofo's lyrically....that and I wanna make some good music with some good lyrical people. Like Slaughtehouse, Boot Camp Click, KRS-1, Slick Rick, etc.
Fuck Guuci/Gucci however the fuck that ignorant asshole spells that shit. I don't know him personally, but I suppose you have to be either REALLY, REALLY smart to fill such a niche, or REALLY, REALLY lacking.....I haven't heard this nigga ever say anything worth repeating.....not even for the purpose of jokes......music or not......I take that back......um....1st verse of Freaky girl....but that's it I swear......and fuck lil bow wow.......
I fucking hate the lyric-less mofos that have deals. I've never really wanted a deal, but shit is so bad, that I want one now....just to upstage these mofo's lyrically....that and I wanna make some good music with some good lyrical people. Like Slaughtehouse, Boot Camp Click, KRS-1, Slick Rick, etc.
Fuck Guuci/Gucci however the fuck that ignorant asshole spells that shit. I don't know him personally, but I suppose you have to be either REALLY, REALLY smart to fill such a niche, or REALLY, REALLY lacking.....I haven't heard this nigga ever say anything worth repeating.....not even for the purpose of jokes......music or not......I take that back......um....1st verse of Freaky girl....but that's it I swear......and fuck lil bow wow.......
Almost forgot about these assholes
Women (whom you're interested in) who honestly and sincerely ask straight men shit like, "why are good niggas hard to find?"
Seriously?.......Seriously?......f'shizzle? Why would I know? I don't go out loo......I'm not interested. Niggas don't hold my attention. Iono. I could possible be the worst person to whom that question should be asked. Hasn't Chris Rock, Katt Williams, Bob Saget.....fuck it, every comedian covered this topic? Just look for that shit.
And even worse when you're interested, and HAVE SHOWN/EXPRESSED INTEREST. What kind of insensitive shit is that? You know what? That's why. Because you do dumb shit like ask niggas who like you why you can't find a good one. That's got to be some of the most insulting shit to say in that situation, ya' asshole.
You're the reason you can't find a nigga. Get out of your own way.
Piss off
P.s. Fyi, this did NOT happen to me recently. Just remembering shit that I can't stomach.
Seriously?.......Seriously?......f'shizzle? Why would I know? I don't go out loo......I'm not interested. Niggas don't hold my attention. Iono. I could possible be the worst person to whom that question should be asked. Hasn't Chris Rock, Katt Williams, Bob Saget.....fuck it, every comedian covered this topic? Just look for that shit.
And even worse when you're interested, and HAVE SHOWN/EXPRESSED INTEREST. What kind of insensitive shit is that? You know what? That's why. Because you do dumb shit like ask niggas who like you why you can't find a good one. That's got to be some of the most insulting shit to say in that situation, ya' asshole.
You're the reason you can't find a nigga. Get out of your own way.
Piss off
P.s. Fyi, this did NOT happen to me recently. Just remembering shit that I can't stomach.
You know what pisses me off?
Females who know that they are gunna suck your dick, but act like they won't.
1st on the shit list are these females who front. No guy thinks its cute to 'convince' a chick to do shit she already knows she'll do. Its fucking retarded. Every guy can relate this process: "touch it.....jack it.....spit on it....lick/kiss it....suck it." I mean, really? Don't get me wrong.....some females don't have idea of doing it, and are genuinely convinced. But to 'convince' someone who knows they have plans to do it is insulting. But we all do it.....why? Cause if we don't show enough interest, we won't get it.
I promise to list everyone who does that shit until the shit stops......bg's are over.....
1st on the shit list are these females who front. No guy thinks its cute to 'convince' a chick to do shit she already knows she'll do. Its fucking retarded. Every guy can relate this process: "touch it.....jack it.....spit on it....lick/kiss it....suck it." I mean, really? Don't get me wrong.....some females don't have idea of doing it, and are genuinely convinced. But to 'convince' someone who knows they have plans to do it is insulting. But we all do it.....why? Cause if we don't show enough interest, we won't get it.
I promise to list everyone who does that shit until the shit stops......bg's are over.....